STOUT
It’s a given That a women’s public restroom is dirtier than a man’s! (Better fucking believe it!) It’s Ok To Be Bitter The botanical ingredients used in preparing bitters have historically consisted of...
View ArticleBro Cove
By Otto D It’s a given That if your driving down the Turnpike, you usually can tell what exit your at by the smell in the air! The Duke Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. A famous...
View ArticleRapid Fire
By Otto D It’s a given Just because your finger broke through the toilet paper, doesn’t mean you just got a piece of ASS! Ice Scream, You Scream (and then someone calls the cops) As I sit at my table...
View ArticleBugged Out!
It’s a given Just because you own a business doesn’t mean you know how to run.. a business! Nitro! Distributed only in the US is this full-sized weatherproof kegerator designed to serve nitro-infused...
View ArticleClick Click Pull
By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN While shooting a firearm most inexperienced people close their eyes before they pull the trigger! TACTICALLY DONE SFT2 Telescopic sights are used with all types of systems that...
View ArticleComing To America!
IT’S A GIVEN That we talk slower to people who don’t speak English because we think it helps them understand! NO HABLA WHAT? What’s that, you can’t understand me because I’m from Jersey? Well what if...
View ArticleTCB
By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN That it’s ALL back wash when drinking out of the same bottle with others! SHUFFLEFLOOR Keeping it simple in this high tech world is nearly impossible. But every now and then we...
View ArticleTHE BIRD IS THE WORD!
IT’S A GIVEN To never eat warm tuna off the food truck on Fridays! NEED A BOOST, THEN PLUME If you’ve got an extremely large mansion like I don’t and you find yourself in and out of WIFI range like I...
View ArticleDRIVE FAST, TAKE CHANCES!
By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN: The one time you don’t pack a condom on your blind date is the one time you’ll actually need it! HOT ROD, RAT ROD OR GASSER The automotive industry has many different classes...
View ArticleSEEK & DESTROY
IT’S A GIVEN: During intercourse if a women isn’t ready yet, you can push all you want… you’re not getting in! 5 THINGS ABOUT LINCOLN TUNNEL 1. The tunnel is one of the busiest roadways in the world....
View Article